Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 17, 2020

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Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 14, 2020

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Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.

Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”

by Lazer November 21, 2020

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Jack Wrapping

When multiple males who fornicating with one female (or male) at the same time, (A.K.A- "running a train") , frequently alternate the usage of one condom amongst themselves.

me: Dude me and the crew ran a train on Perla last night!
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....

by megasourass June 20, 2011

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