jack

short ugly guy that sucks at hockey

jack is ugly and bad at hockey because he’s small

by daddy67235738 August 24, 2020

jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.

Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!

by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024

jack and bull

What your group mates or teammates usually do- half of them are doing jack shit, the other half are doing bullshit.

-Guys stop doing jack and bull
- No go away we are playing minecraft.
"rage quit"

by juju loves migirl April 16, 2020

Jack Adens

A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.

You know Jack Adens
Ye he just touched my sisters arse

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer September 30, 2019

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

Jack delaney-barnes

The skibbidiest guy

Jack delaney-barnes has skbibdi ohio rizz

by Level 100 sigma November 6, 2023