log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!

Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.

by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021

league of legends

sell your soul for happiness you will never see light ever when play this your friends will go away your sleep will you will go insane

Jake: mate when did sleep

Timmy:2...2 years ago
Connor: that's why your girlfriend is with me now
Jake: i have league of legends

by Smart words sussybaka October 19, 2021

Justin the legend

A being who no one has seen no one has heard and no one knows if he exsist ms but all we know is that someone messed up words and now justin exsists

Number 10: Justin. this is a urban legend who exsists and also doesn’t this is Justin the legend

by JTPlushGame November 10, 2021

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

League Of Legends

Pure agony and pain.

Hey do you want to play "League of Legends"

I would rather step on broken glass

by des93kszd November 21, 2021

Band of Legacy

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.

Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"

Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.

They get verbally abused, that's what they do.

by dr.balz November 22, 2021

South Africa Legends

They are that team who are loved by the fans wherever they go. Hold the power to dominate and pick apart ANY opponent. Never mess with the Protean power!

Look out for South Africa Legends, because they will rip you apart and you wouldn't even know.

by cricket admirer November 26, 2021