jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids

Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew

by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger

yes aiden jack longden

by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Jack

People think he’s a loud dickhead, but he’s Acctually very nice and smart. Ish.

Person 1: oh it’s jack
Person 2: ahhh dickhead

by Kiryuisdaddy February 28, 2021

Jack Kufferman

Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.

"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."

by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021

Jack Wang

Slang term for leader of the Kool Kids Klan

The FBI went after Jack Wang for years, but they never got him.

by DinkyMcdungus November 13, 2022