I can't make this up

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.

Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.

by dlindz May 6, 2021

I just wanna grill

An expression typically used by centrists, or apolitical people explaining how they would rather grill than be brought into political discussions

All the media says is "racism, shootings, socialism, KKK"
I just wanna grill for god's sakes

by Mr. Quagglecheck December 13, 2021

I want to play a game

Well hello “UrBan Moderator” I’d like to play a game with you choose wise…leee so please sit d- oh ur already..ok….so choose either accept this definition with my R U L E B R E A K I N G things or scream out loud “I LIKE HENTAI record it and send me it @Suqked on Twitter. (Choose and if I see this Is not accepted by Tomorrow or declined and not sent a video….u will become my sex slave.

URBAN DICTIONARY SUCKS ALL THE PEOPLE HAVE LITTLE DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAN SUSSY BAKA UWU FOLLOW ME @SUQKED TWITTER I want to play a game

by Α February 1, 2022

tis i the frenchiest fry

It's the best insta username ever and the person who has it is the coolest person in the world💁

Tis i the frenchiest fry is the best

by rasberry yoghurt November 23, 2021

I LOVE NUCLEAR BOMBS

I LOVE NUCLEAR BOMBS

I LOVE NUCLEAR BOMBS

by legalize nuclear warheads June 8, 2023

Punch Me I Bleed

Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense

Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................

by Amp020115 March 20, 2019

I like your shoes

I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.

Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"

by Reallyreallyreallyreallycoolgu August 7, 2020