Jack is a disaster
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
by Obronzed May 29, 2019

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019

Is very charming, all the girls will be attracted to him at first sight, but his true soulmate is Ava.
Girl 1 : Oh my god is that Jack
Girl 2 : Oh my god that is him, I have been wanting to ask him out for years now
Girl 2 : I would do it but he likes Ava
Girl 2 : Oh my god that is him, I have been wanting to ask him out for years now
Girl 2 : I would do it but he likes Ava
by anonymous#331 December 20, 2021

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
by egerton September 9, 2020

