Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...

Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019

Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019

Sunny Side Up on the way to the Butt

Another term for the vagina

A good day is always started with some sunny side up on the way to the butt

by Renegade886 March 3, 2010

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

Bangin Big Ol Butt Cheeks

When your banging some big booty bitch in the back of her butt and she calls you her dadda then you whip it out and put it on her face.

Im tired of the chit chat, lets go back to my place to bang those big ol butt cheeks.

Look at dem big ol butt cheeks.

by Matt Amann September 6, 2005

Meany Butt Moo Moo Cow

A person who is a bully and talks about people because their insecure about their Giant Ass Blublery Selves.

Meanie Butt moo moo cow: Your a fag

Person who is fag :Well your a Meany Butt Moo Moo Cow

Meanie butt moo moo cow: NOOOOO!!! *starts to cry*

by TattertotPandah March 28, 2010

sweet fruit butt ass nigga

An interjection used in petty arguments in order to prove your point.

I didn't scuff your forces you sweet fruit butt ass nigga.

by Soulja Slimm March 28, 2005