Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

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going to wichita

iPhone's auto correct for rubbing one off. Even though Wichita is said to be a boring place, according to my iPhone, it isn't.

Before I head into work today, I am going to wichita.

by d.i.e. October 10, 2012

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going mel gibson

The act of being completely smashed and making racist remarks towards Jewish people to authorities in hopes to get away with something you did.

Driver: Aw shit, I'm getting pulled over I can't get another DUI!
Passenger: Going Mel Gibson is a last resort, he may go for it, but try you were in a hurry first

by Just saying it how it is February 6, 2015

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Going Full Sambo

You gotta pay to play baby!… when just going all out at something doesn’t quite cut the mustard, the only option left is to go full sambo!!!

Tim was being a sick cunt pulling monos around his backyard on his new 80cc dirt bike, but he ended up going full sambo and snapped his leg when he had a stack, sick cunt was off work for 9 months.
Ya Never go full sambo!

by Sydney sludge September 4, 2022

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