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slap like a seal

"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021
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Chiquita like the banana

A black female who dates black Jewish pimps and is a school nurse
I’m Chiquita like the banana what’s yo name
by Tiffony December 18, 2019
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I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
by Mister grammar November 7, 2019
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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Trish like fish

'god that fish is such a trish like fish'
by aqzwetghujhg5esfgyikhgfdswfth January 26, 2021
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dab like crazy

you raze both arms and put it in a angle then put your arms back and forth
your at school and a class mate says juju on that beat now side drop and he is dabbing while saying those words that means to dab like crazy boi
by #SWAG AND DAB BOI February 14, 2017
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Like

Bob:”Its so freaking boring bro”
John:”Like.”
by Callmedmill June 23, 2018
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