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Jack

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
Didn't RB lose 25-8 in war to SF led by Jack?
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.
by egerton September 9, 2020
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Jack

Jack is the best
by Jaccoiboizey November 16, 2020
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jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.
"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."
by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024
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Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk
Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!
by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024
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jack

if your name is jack then your probably the popular guy in school that every one loves but if your a brother or sister to this person than you guys fight a lot and jack is also very annoying.
jack: your probably are the popular guy and you don't do your homework.
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