Jack

Evil psychopath who will charm you with his bullshit banter then reveal his true self

Jack is sadistic!

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.

Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.

by jhirbour November 13, 2011

Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.

Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!

by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021

Jack

He is most definitely attractive, and most likely plays baseball to soccer. He may be annoying sometimes, but he will cheat on one in a relationship

Jack went to the mall.

by JP351 August 19, 2021

jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.

Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.

by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023

aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger

yes aiden jack longden

by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell

Jack is a disaster

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021