Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025

monkey language

the language that has the least letters (a, e, i, o, u), very understandable, and a e uu I oi oi e e e :3

Me: ai

Friend: oi ai ai ai

Me: ai e e o u I a oi oi oi oi e e a u

Kid: what the hell are y'all doing?
Friend: we come from the planet alien and we speak the native monkey language
Me: and we are hungry for your grandma..

Kid: oh shit

Me and Friend: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by school_chromebook_user December 22, 2025