Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025
Get the jack-hole-ass-holemug. Jack Bukovitz is a gayttt femboy who loves riding lawnmowers. Often seen wondering the labyrinth of his closet doing pushups. If you ever encounter a Jack Bukovitz then make sure you stay at least 20 feet away because he is a biter. He is also single and ready to mingle with any girl willing to deal with his negative rizz. Often has hands of the desert making him a frontrunner as the candidate for the grip reaper. Usually find him edging to trucks on instagram reals.
Jack Bukovitz is so Phantom Tax
by Clayboiii and makk December 12, 2023
Get the Jack Bukovitzmug. Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
by character01 May 31, 2013
Get the selfy-jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
Get the Jack weaselmug. by Freddy Kokopuff November 14, 2018
Get the Jack Dennymug. Jack is a smart enough irish lad (lol) who is attracted to a girl who doesnt know what football scores mean or what tomorrow means either.
Whatsup Jack?
by hihihihihihihiy96969696 November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug.