Jack kohl

Biggest simp of all time

Jack kohl would do anything to hold her hand.

by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017

casper jack

The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.

“Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”

by Wezadiji January 28, 2019

Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool

Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”

by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022

Jack

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.

Didn't RB lose 25-8 in war to SF led by Jack?

by Obronzed May 29, 2019

Jack Kelleher

The Man

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man

by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021