Jack Steakman

A huge, beefy, muscular boy named Jack Steakman, he knows and everyone else knows that he's huge but will still always fish for compliments. He's got the beaver tail haircut with the long blonde locks, a surfer boy at heart, a once canola extract from the plant. If Jake the Cake runs at you, run the other way.

" Yo is that Jack Steakman?..... RUNNNNNNN!"

by y3e3e3e33e3e3e3e3e3e3e43e3e3et November 17, 2020

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Jack

An acronym used to describe a man who gets consumed by his lady feelings more than a lady does, "Jealous Angry Crybaby Karen".

She hurt his feelings now he is acting like a Jack.

by uramancunt November 7, 2023

Jack Modder

One juicy boy. You squeeze him and get an ounce of modder juice, very valuable, very juicy. Most voluptuous thighs in town. Defintion of perfect.

"That man's a Jack Modder"

😫😫😫

by jackmodderfan123 September 4, 2021

jack haskell

A man typically on the wider side, however for what he lacks in size he makes up for in SIZE.

Look at that Jack Haskell over there

by Bald Martin 987585 May 2, 2024