Cheam High School is so shit swr down if u acc enjoy it or like it ur a neek, the only good thing bout it is the shit that goes down there and outside, some guy used to shot cro and outside the schoolgates, and there was a cro factory at the road nearby (Stoughton Av)
1 - aye this guy used to shot cro outside the schoolgates of Cheam High School
2 - yh ik he also shot at Limes
1 - peak that he got nicked
2 - yh word g
2 - yh ik he also shot at Limes
1 - peak that he got nicked
2 - yh word g
by d207 April 1, 2019

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023

by Phsy44 May 31, 2023

me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
I survived West Branch high school
by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024

One of the gayest schools in South Africa. Located in the city Port Elizabeth. Home to legendary goat Mr VK and Mr G. These two honestly make the school worth going to. If it wasnt for them, it would be complete chaos. Said to be one of the best rugby schools in South Africa but thats bullshit. Atleast they are the real Grey unlike Gay Bloem with their 30% average for academics.
by Pakarat 🥵 👳♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024
