Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021

Jack

Jack is a Syrian American who makes racist jokes towards Latino people. He his sister is the best football player ever to exist. She catches the ball and always makes a touchdown. Jack is a sexy beast and everyone has a crush on him.

Jack is a sexy piece of meat

by Dilflover100 October 28, 2021

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Jack

Best salesman you will ever meet huge cock and his friends all have small penises who work in SA

I just heard that guy on the phone he’s a real jack look at his buldge

by Bestbelleralive November 23, 2021

jack

if your name is jack then your probably the popular guy in school that every one loves but if your a brother or sister to this person than you guys fight a lot and jack is also very annoying.

jack: your probably are the popular guy and you don't do your homework.

by probably the popular guy in... June 4, 2020

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025