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Jack

If you don't have a Jack in your life, well, let's just say you're lucky. Jack is arrogant, yet kind as well. They are sweet but self-centered, and oblivious. They think they are, how do I put it, "...all that and a bag of chips." They like to make comments on their appearance, and like to boast about how "awesome" they are.
"Jack, could you be anymore arrogant? You're exactly like Simba!"
by -Shkkkkky November 6, 2020
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Jack

Smart, Handsome,Tall guy with a Jolly Nature .
Jack is the smartest boy of his class.
by _Anjaan_ November 23, 2021
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Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
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Jack

Dyslexic and very short. If u come across one be careful because rangas have short tempers. They are also dropped meat pies.
look at that gay tranny he’s such a jack
by Not a ranga April 22, 2019
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Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
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Jack N Snack

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:
by Snackanator January 20, 2021
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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