go fauci yourself

Go fuck yourself. Get outta hear.

You are a liar, go fauci yourself.

by Joe Kabotz July 30, 2021

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love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

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Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

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let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 2, 2020

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Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

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