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wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains
"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".
by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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Wonder Flower

An item from the Super Mario series first appearing in Super Mario Bros. Wonder. Touching it will cause a Wonder Effect, which could alter the level or gameplay.
by DandidooTheXD June 24, 2024
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Chicken Doo-doo Wonder Head

"You fucking asshole, you're a chicken doo-doo wonder head.
by Eckx December 17, 2017
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The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
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wonder trade

shit, i got a fucking mewtwo in a wonder trade bro
by ywuywhuwhbufbeqian December 1, 2019
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