Fast Food

Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.
I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.
by Erectile Dysfuction August 12, 2009
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Thai-food

An extremely delicious section of the culinary world that should approched with caution and farewarning that one after eating thai food, should eat icecream to ease the pain felt thirty mintues post thai-food consumption
JoJo: hey mike lets get some thai-food
Mike: okay jo!
thirty minutes later
Jojo to mike via cell phone: hey mike?
mike: yeah?
Jojo: i should have eaten icecream..
Mike: why?
because it burns...it burns very badly...
by ikelly July 28, 2008
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dorm food

1. Food eaten by college students, typically freshman, who live in residence halls or dormitories. This food is usually pretty shitty and the students only eat it because it comes free with living on campus.

2. Shitty food in general. Any type of food that is cheap, tastes bad, and/or is rarely preferred.
1. Student 1: You want to go to Burger King after class to chow down on some delicious cheeseburgers?

Student 2: No, dude, I'm broke, I'll probably just grab some dorm food later.

Student 1: Nasty!!!

2. Guy 1: So what'd you have for dinner last night?

Guy 2: IDK, my wife made this dorm food from scratch, it was pretty bad.
by UDY April 03, 2008
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Food Bragger

An irritating foodie type who insists on taking photos of their dinner in restaurants and insists on posting about it on the internet usually in the form of a blog. A play on the "Food Blogger" term. Often they are also a Food Douche
David is so irritating taking photos of his dinner in restaurants and putting them on his blog - he is such a food bragger.
by Thecriticalcouple.co.uk April 12, 2013
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Tai Food

the Food made in america that is considered food from "Tailand" but usually isnt authentic. The Smell of "Tai Food" is considered to be the same as the smell after sex.
"It smells like 'Tai food' in here... have you two been FUCKING??
by Crondam August 20, 2009
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Food Stamps

What you call someone who sucks at something or is a loser/bum/scrub/ or any other term that describes someone as being unsatisfactory.
"Maaan.. yo jumpshot is garbage.. you so food stamps.."

For instance, if someone has a nice jumpshot, then their jumpshot is "money". But, if someone's jumpshot is "broke", then that person is food stamps.
by J-Mac Da Kronic Sac (AKA Dr J) September 24, 2009
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The Food Network

A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
Carla: I'm so hungry!

Marrissa: Maybe you should quit watching the Food Network then.
by funinthesun December 17, 2008
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