The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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wog whispering

one who goes out of his/her way to appear and act as though they are of Greek/Italian/Turkish ect, decent. surrounding themselves with people of these origins, trying to pick up language terms and develop a 'wog accent' themselves.
usually being of Asian or Anglo decent...they ain't fooling nobody!
-have you heard Gary talk lately? he's picked up this strange want-to-be Greek accent.
-Yeah, he's been 'wog whispering' ever since he started hanging around with Stavros and Con.
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A whisper box is an intimate way to refer to a woman's genetalia.
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A whisper box is an intimate way to describe a women's genetalia.
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A soft and seductive term for the vagina, hinting at its sensitivity and allure.
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a girl who makes the best filters ever, has telepathy with cece and is allergic to ladybirds. she’s really sweet and always whispers even if she claims to be really loud
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When a woman "farts" and it's a bubble and floats into her vagina.
Did ya hear, Diana got whispering pink eye, no more mexican food for her.
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