Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

by porkbounce March 19, 2021

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.

Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Wet Chin

A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person

Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4

by Suhmahdihh May 20, 2017