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Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.
by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024
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Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.
I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
by Tluv777 January 17, 2023
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Upper Arlington

Some kid literally masturbated in the middle of the school out in the wide open for everyone to see.

Where do i start:

So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.

Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.

Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.

There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷

Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves

if you go to ua and see this no you didn't
by pumpum123 February 11, 2023
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Uppered

The process of artificially increasing the worth or putting or systematically pushing up something at an upper level instead of its objective inference and natural escalation.
They enjoy certain unfair economical, social and cultural advantages and privileges because of their uppered caste status in Indian society.
There are no upper or lower castes, only uppered and lowered castes.
There is no upper or superior race, only uppered race to manage their own benefits and insecurities.
by mitron February 21, 2023
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Upper cumberland

After anal sex, one chooses to remove the lid of toilet tank and excrete the cum into tank.
Me and my partner decided to put the load of cum into the toilet tank. Being an upper cumberland.
by Cumberland May 6, 2025
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Bottom of Uppers

A bottom that loves doing drugs.
Did you see that bottom of uppers? I hear he felt the rush.”
by FrenchHornicorn📯 May 17, 2025
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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