twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....

To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??

by Real redboss May 31, 2018

tooth-twat

Someone who has incredibly bad teeth, for example, them being crooked or most of them missing.

Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.

Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.

by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016

tori twat

Posh, rich and above anyone lower than the middle class. Prude, self centred, spoilt and sometimes polite (can be a racist too)

They’re a real tori twat yah know

by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019

Ginger twat

A stupid ginger bitch who rides all males she can get her hands on and tells everyone she's a virgin

She's such a ginger twat!

by Nigwig October 21, 2015

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008