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Kogi Tuesday

The day that every resident of TKE West looks forward to.
Sam Rov: Holy fuck do you know what day it is?
Jake Wall: No.
Sam Rov: It's Kogi Tuesday!!!!
by GoldDigger123465 April 11, 2023
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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Pimp It Tuesday

A dedicated day for the bad ass members of "Hustle and Burn Laser Community Group" on facebook. This day and post is dedicated for members to "Pimp the shiz" they are selling. Social media, digital files, crap they ordered too much of, etc.. Long live the laser community pimps!
Hey Alisha, you can't post that in the general thread and you need to wait to post that in the Pimp It Tuesday post only. Not allowed.
by Okie-n-Boots May 11, 2022
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Cornhub Tuesday

Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn
Somebody:yo it’s tuesday

You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn
by Wjbu herold June 28, 2021
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively
by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016
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Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.
Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !
by mav_maaar.leey September 5, 2023
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