Goon
by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010
Get the Goonmug. When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.
I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
Get the Flicker Goonmug. A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.
by JBOE March 3, 2025
Get the Pay Gooningmug. When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
by Shrel-El April 6, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 20, 2023
Get the Gooningmug. by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
Get the goon pissmug. The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug.