Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.

Just another example of Goat's Law.

by Goat_ September 20, 2018

kenny/goat

The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.

Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat

Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*

by ur mom dani December 18, 2021

Juicy goat

A term used to describe a magical and amazing experience.

PERSON 1-Hey did you get to go to the concert?

PERSON 2-Ya it was a juicy goat!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

Piggy the GOAT

Yea it goes against itself. But the pigs a fcking goat man. Can't disrespect the bloody legend. He is cracked at fortnite and he's taken. No he isn't Justin. Hes better, Hes Piggy The GOAT and u wont stop simping over him. He will make you go brrrrrrrrrrr.

"O-M-G Melissa. hes such a GOAT. I heard he's Piggy the GOAT. I want to date him so bad."

by Rohtak January 13, 2021

goat day

When you have a vocab quiz and a polyatomic ion quiz on the same day in science. They are basically free points.

Person 1- Ready for goat day?
Person 2- Of course, it's free points!

by Period 5 pyschos March 27, 2017

Space Goat

Canadian Military term for someone who smokes too much weed.

Stop being such a Space Goat.

by Idontcareanymore. January 10, 2020

fae goat

Another way to call some one a homosexual slur on roblox

“Y’all are some ugly fae goats”

by Buzzyking September 17, 2023