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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.
"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014
mugGet the the letter-cursemug.

Cursed Gaming

A gaming clan filled with people of all backgrounds, ages and sexual orientations but mostly homosexuals.
Wow that team was gay definitely a Cursed Gaming
by defonotTom December 13, 2024
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The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
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The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
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