Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Urban Cookie

The collective name for illegal pills which you might take in a night club.

I got fucked up on urban cookies.

by ghurt45 September 26, 2009

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011

Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).

Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

by I Write Random Explanations April 3, 2021

roguefort cookie

almond cookie's bestie‼️‼️

secretly walnut's parental figure..

honestly roguefort cookie seems to have a crush on almond cookie

by RoguefortCookieIRL November 24, 2021

giant cookie

The act of building a circular bdsm cage out of wood, wire, and plastic. Then your sub gets in, and rubs whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fruit on themselves until you can't take it anymore! Then, you pull him or her out, and lick it off until you both cum! It's not discipline: it's play!

It's Friday night and our plans got canceled! Wanna play giant cookie? I'll build! You get in!

by streetcream April 25, 2021