bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

by definebedolympics July 23, 2012

Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

by owner of a bonk bed March 29, 2011

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018

Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks

man you remind me of bed driving

by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021

Bed Burn

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself

dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks

by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.

Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"

by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011