Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell

I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!

by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015

Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.

Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.

by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015

Ballooned

Stoned; high as a balloon

The last bong rip ballooned me...I can't feel my face

by caydublu December 1, 2018

Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.

I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.

by Srzbzns December 10, 2018