donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums
dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo
by brak o bick May 02, 2011
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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Donkey Style

Similar to doggy style in form but when the man is hung like an equine animal.
I was looking forward to doggy style but when I took of his pants, I realized I was getting donkey style. I couldn't walk right for a week.
by Explosive Jim August 29, 2017
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 03, 2011
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loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself
dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody
by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013
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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
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