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donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.
by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014
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Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.
by DD2 October 21, 2013
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donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums
dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo
by brak o bick May 25, 2011
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The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce
by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021
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