the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
Get the Cookie Pantsmug. When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
Get the Cookie Quietmug. by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
Get the Tuff cookiesmug. Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
Get the dumb cookiemug. Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021
Get the Unicorn cookiesmug. Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.
by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022
Get the Brookie the cookiemug. a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
Get the cookie shartmug.