Benjamin

Benjamin is the best guy you can meet. If you're his girlfriend, you're the luckiest girl on earth. When you ask for chocolate, he brings you chocolate, if you go in a restaurant or to the cinema, he pays for you. For others he is quiet and maybe you think he is a nerd or something. But when you get to know him, he shows you how he really is. He is funny, loving, sexy and amazing!! He has only a few friends but he can trust them, and they can trust you. If you're his girlfriend he's gonna treat you like princess, like HIS princess.

I love you Benjamin!!

by luna3006 January 4, 2017

benjamin y pou

Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.

If I had a pedicure I could benjamin y pou that site

by big globeee November 11, 2021

Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches

Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Benjamin

A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.

"Wait he got rejected again???"
"Yeah ofc, he's a Benjamin."

by Ivn:D January 9, 2023

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is only a name for kids that are Cool, Strong, Handsome, Dangerous and rich.

Cute girl: Oh my god that is a handsome and strong boy, he must be a Benjamin

Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.

by BenjaminIsANiceName October 14, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.

Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.

by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022