sit-down

Among some lower-socio-economic segments of society in the South, a polite way of saying "using the toilet to defecate", which is generally considered much politer than more common expressions such as "taking a shit".

Student/inmate in a juvenile reform school to his dorm supervisor: Can I use the restroom?
Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?

by Mild7 February 28, 2021

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

Mother sitting

Similar to baby sitting, but looking after a sibling, relation or significant other due to their in capabilities.

I can’t come out as I’m mother sitting, I’ll need to get a pass to come out

by Slimey mike June 12, 2022

Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Start up Sit up

The Start up Sit up of a period of time, hinting at a Stand up before going into a Start up Sit up to make the further Stand up slightly more enjoyable and fun. Not funny at all and shouldn't be brought up, but it still is standing up.

"That should be a start up sit up! haheh, get it? It's like a stand up"

by BrokenMindFever May 16, 2025

sit small

Bahamian expression, originally derived from the admonition to persons using shared space, eg, on public transportation or a park bench, to not spread themselves, but extended to apply persons in politics, business etc to stick to what is within their knowledge or competence and avoid offering gratuitous advice

The former representative, who did little for public housing, should sit small and let those now in charge get on with their project

by percur September 12, 2023