When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hailmug. When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
Get the Strictly Straightmug. 
A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it
by Miso19888 July 1, 2021
Get the Straight Cheddarmug. by armerlinsea August 16, 2021
Get the straight reppin’mug. by Damnstaight July 27, 2019
Get the Damn straightmug. it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.
What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
by projectkiyo August 3, 2021
Get the weak straightmug.