Seagull surprise

Man knocks out partner and shits on girls/guys chest and jizzes on it, hence seagull surprise.

that bitch wasnt too happy when she woke up to be seagull surprised.

by booberry banana May 8, 2010

Surprised 😳

Surprised is you typical W merchant who tops the IQ charts thanks to his outstanding knowledge.

Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.

1. Wow Surprised! You’re so smart!

2. My man has 150 IQ. He is like Surprised 😳.

by Eti Corb 🥱 April 13, 2022

surprise-sex

Legal rape

He didn't rape me, it was just surprise-sex

by daveybwoi January 15, 2009

Blueberry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."

by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009

The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.

"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) June 3, 2008

Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

October Surprise

1 Hilary's last effort
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out

As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.

Hilary has a 6in October Surprise

by tombo5 March 23, 2008