Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.

After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.

by AKW-DB July 13, 2018

banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.

The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.

by Bananas smash March 24, 2017

Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.

He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.

by ChickenRice May 8, 2015

banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.

I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids

by romangeezer August 28, 2015

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

fudgy banana

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.

Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.

by AirMatthew December 1, 2015

Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.

Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."

by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021