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Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."
by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016
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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
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squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017
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Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday August 9, 2012
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Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.
"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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Squid

a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
by mdidley September 10, 2011
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