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grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010
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Dick Slam

The slamming of a dick on one's face. They're face will be numb for about 3 minutes, Then you slap it across again for good luck.
Man! I dick slammed that bitch hard!
by Kingamv January 21, 2011
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Slam town

I'm gonna take that bitch to Slam town tonight.

You wanna hit up Slam town with me baby?

Come on over, I live just up the street in Slam town.

Lets fuckin charge it to Slam town.
by 10duece November 29, 2007
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slamadan

The act of slamming ones penis with large (preferably blunt) object until numb then proceeding to fornicate. Also known as 'Smash and Bang' or 'The Numb Missile'
Fancy a Slamadan? Slamadanning is my favourite? Fuck Ramadan it's all about Slamadan! I Slamadanned her all night!
by 1234567paper February 24, 2011
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The Cougar Slam

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.
"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009
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Walk Off Grand Slam

"These club chicks are totally walk off grand slammable!"
by Shazam814 December 10, 2009
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Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.
by Donier87 April 13, 2022
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