When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 06, 2023
Julie: "Oh my god, what is that smell???"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"
by Faulken May 10, 2011
A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008
To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.
by LTG291 January 11, 2013
when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it
guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
by juandeag September 06, 2019
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020