Southern ice cap

When a man eats a woman's pussy or her ass with an ice cube in his mouth

I gave Michele a southern ice cap and she loved it!

by Depraved lover March 9, 2017

james southern

james southern the most loving caring person with a heat of gold if he loves you he loves u more then love its self he will never purposely hurt u and would never let anyone eles hurt u as well he will always protect u no matter what he will carry you through all your hard times and sheild u when it starts to rain he will blame himself for not being there if u do get hurt and will pick u up again to fix your heart as his handsome looks will sweep u off the ground once you get to know his personality your gonna be in heaven if there is heaven he would be an angel he is somene you always want to be around and he makes saying goodbye so hard and saying hello so easy a loyal friend and boyfriend his smile coud brighten your day up his laugh could chase away all evil his gentile personality warms you as he does have a bit of a temper but would only use it to protect you and if he trusts u he trusts u with all his heart he does what he thinks is right but also knows how to party and have fun can take bears down like no one eles can and is always up for a laugh

james southern meaning loving caring fun hot sexy person

by james southern July 18, 2017

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Southern Fu

The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.

Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.

The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.

Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.

I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.

by Hidn07 September 21, 2025

southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Sloppy Southerner

When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.

Damn Sally last night u gave me a Sloppy Southerner, you need to have better hand eye coordination.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022