Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

Parker

Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Girl: Oh its parker he's a player.

by SammGoku March 9, 2020

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020

Parker wells

The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.

that man was so sweet his name must be parker wells

by beesnpotions June 1, 2020

Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.

Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker

by Assclow June 2, 2020

parker

simp

parker is a simp for me

by bobateabitch June 8, 2020

Parker

Has many friends but often is a nigga with a mother fuckin rocket launcher.

Yo it’s Parker

by evonubskin June 10, 2020