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11-track

The only good number of tracks on an album
Guy: Hey bitch, got any music for me to listen to?
Bitch: I got the new moment bends 11-track album
Guy: HELL YEAH PLAY IT 11-TRACK DA BOM
by loafhouse March 11, 2022
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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack
Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.
by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
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As long as we tracking.

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?
Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.
by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023
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i am on the track

Song or Video connects to your spirit or soul
Song or Video gets emotions pumping through your body (Shivers)
Song or Video makes you think you were there to witness the creation
Song or Video makes you think you created it yourself
Holy molly, I am on the track!

I was there, I swear... I am on the track!

This jams got me moving, guys I am on the track
by Polly-Morph-King November 28, 2019
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track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011
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Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
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