brobie one

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.

One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.

by MentallyChillOne July 06, 2017

cool one

a beer..... Whereas "cool ones" would refer to beer, beer, beer and even more beer

It's so hot I think I think I need to down a couple of cool ones.....

by the real enar May 12, 2008

it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.

" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "

by it starts with one August 08, 2022

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

Burn One

The act of smoking or "toking" marijuana with somone else.

You doing anything today?

Nahh, burn one?

Sure man!

by bmoore93 June 04, 2009