Go Mormon

When a older man is sexually attracted to a girl who is young enough to be his teenage daughter.

" That girl is so pretty, it makes me want to go Mormon".

by Rufusdog75 May 8, 2010

Mormon Code

noun
1. Bull shit

Everything I do is influenced by the Mormon Code.

by CowScreamer321 September 29, 2012

Mormon style

When in Utah, the preferred method of having sex with an un-married Mormon women

While on vacation in Park City, UTah, Joe overheard the bartender say that "girls here only take it Mormon style, you know butt sex."

by Bpness April 23, 2014

Oxy-Mormon

A mormon who acts in a way noncompliant to the ways of the Mormon Church.

A: Did you see her at the club? Short skirt, and about three guys hanging off her? Isn't she a MORMON???

B: Nah, she's an OXY-Mormon.

A: *Smiles and nods knowingly*

by RenaChan October 27, 2009

Mormon Pirate

A "loose" woman of the religion Mormon, who prays on drunk men in Key West bars. Mormon Pirates stay sober while the men they crave party in the fresh Florida air. Typically, the Mormon Pirate will then return to her dwelling with the male, perhaps by Vespa scooter, and perform sexual acts, using either her good hand, or her hook.

Hey Zycki, did you have a good time with that Mormon Pirate last night?

Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.

by Fabes May 30, 2006

Mormon Girls

Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've had one as they become an addiction.

My friend Joey is really into mormon girls, I hope he can break this addiction!

by JStorm December 1, 2014

Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005