Marcus

He only has 2 friends, one of which is in his head. And he blew up every church in the state of wyoming

Jeffrey: Marcus is so cute
Jason: I know i wanna make babies with him in

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022

marcus

very short

Person 1: did you see that guy he was like 4'1
Person 2: ya he was a total marcus

by SOoosh888 October 04, 2021

Marcus

A guy who likes to cheat on people and hold people's hands.

Just call him 'daddy' and Marcus will respond.

by Johnleenamour May 25, 2022

Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by November 10, 2021

Marcus

Someone who eats ass, is kind, kinda annoying, a LEO most likely, a noob, a fag, intelligent, and overall black.
If you meet a marcus, contact his pre - existing spirit.....and KILL IT.

marcus's are a lil slow

and CANT be a strict dom for their LIVES.

homeless person: do u know marcus? i think he owes me a couple dollars
you: im surprised he's not homeless with you! hahahahaha.

by GRLLSCUMM April 18, 2019

Marcus

a boy who is in love with a girl named Aisha

Marcus: hi Aisha, im in love with you

by iuwhtiuhr9yihgiruhgpiuwehpd December 08, 2021

Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 22, 2022