San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

Juan Creepy

causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease by a highly unstable person.

"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"

by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021

JUAN

The guy that loves gains!!!!!!!

Juan only cares for gains

by Ghost537353 March 6, 2019

Juan

Juan is an amazing person that has the biggest heart, has a love for music, animals, and children. He is the best future baby daddy and husband. He loves when you cook for him, cuddle him, and joke around with him, as well as laugh at his jokes. He loves to feel loved and listened to, and he will love you with all his heart and be very protective over you if you give him your love and understanding. Juan will always spread good and has an amazing and unique way of doing it through music that really pulls you in. He has a huge love for God and won’t be shy to talk to you about his love for him. He’s just an all around amazing, or like he likes to say, “standup- guy” and he deserves the whole world. He likes to sometimes be called rose, daddy, or gigachad.

Is that Juan? Yes, thats’s Juan my future husband.

by Juans_Wifey December 14, 2021

Juan

A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.

Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.

by rudyhateshisfriends November 10, 2020

Juan

Juan is the name of a little bitch. Very kind but a little bitch.

Juan is a bitch.

by q1w2e3r4t5y6y September 7, 2020

Juan Emilio

Juan Emilio is someone nice and fun to be around they are usually funny and very electric , they are very cheerful and in a group would often be the clown , they like to make people laugh and that makes them happy .

Juan Emilio is hilarious that he wrote his own def emiratí on if urban dictionary

by Bussyboysandfemboysdik November 24, 2021