jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore
I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him
by snevelyn January 20, 2019
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Jon Le Blanc

Me: Bro who’s the new kid.
Them: His name is Jon Le Blanc.
Me: *smh* And they called me whitewashed.
by Chazzarb November 21, 2023
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DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
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Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024
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Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 08, 2021
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Jon Cherba

A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.
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Chin Jon

Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.
Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''
by GoonerMyGoober July 24, 2024
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