jewish stack

When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.
Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.
by josham1334 April 09, 2024
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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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Jewish Carpenter

Smatha
by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 04, 2019
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Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised
Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie
by Mort Goldman August 26, 2022
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Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
by NJG420 May 05, 2024
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Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023
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